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If I catch the cold/flu/virus from someone close to me ONE MORE TIME, Somebody’s gonna get it!!

Srsly! I got the cold AGAIN because some very ‘sharing’ people (I counted 6) insist on being generous with whatever bug was in their body this past week.
Now, normally, I won’t scorn a person, but if I so much as hear you cough, sneeze, sniffle…even have that glassy ‘fish-eyes’ look, I will dump you in a vat of Lysol and Theraflu and then run the other way. I love you, but DON’T TOUCH ME!!

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